"You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world,
and there’s still going to be someone who hates peaches."
- Dita von Teese (via drunkblogging)

(Source: niselle, via maxterbate)

tendered:

what the hell is eurovision and why do i keep seeing that fucking word everywhere

(via jesussbabymomma)

jehovas-witness:

internetexplorers:

cheese3d:

nothings worse than soft grapes

soft apples

soft dicks

(via tyleroakley)